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REAR ENTRIES: Pregamin’

August 24, 2012 at 02:20pm by Scott   •  6 Comments »

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SHIPLEY ON PUNT RETURNS AFTER ALL: If there was any doubt that Greg Schiano reads this blog and then takes time out of his day to personally mock me, it was erased yesterday. First I said last week that all the penalties the Bucs are committing are going to infuriate Schiano, then he declares that penalties aren’t so bad and he wants to have at least a few. Now, after my comment that Jordan Shipley doesn’t do special teams, we have this:

Look for Shipley to also field some punts, Schiano saying he has been a “natural under the ball in punt returns.” That’s where he might be able to help the team, which would not mind pushing Preston Parker because of his tendency to mishandle kicks.

Shipley said he would relish the chance to return punts.

Am I implying that just because I see this pattern that it’s all about me? No, I’m saying it outright. It’s all about me.

RETURNING FROM INJURY: Some of the players who were held out of or injured in previous games/practices should see some playing time tonight. LeGarrette Blount went down against the Titans and it looked bad for a minute, but it was just a strain on his groin and he’s okay now. Eric Wright left Tuesday’s practice with an unspecified injury (this guy’s medical file is guarded by the NSA), but he’s back. And Luke Stocker sat out most of this week’s practices with an acute case of awesomeness. He will also play tonight.

COUNTDOWN TO STUPIDITY: Greg Schiano installed a clock in the Bucs’ locker room that is counting down the time until the regular season kicks off — by tenths of a second. Which is fine. It’s better than toting around a rock or an ax or a ceramic orange dog (come on, Dooley…). But Tom Jones used it as a jumping off point to start predicting doom and gloom before Schiano has coached even one regular season snap.

The clock also underscores how much information, conditioning and personality Schiano is trying to cram into his team in such a short period of time. You can’t help but wonder if it’s all too much. You can’t help but wonder if at some point, the team might start stuttering, sputtering and smoking and suffer some sort of system overload.

Because God knows last year worked out so well with the coach acting more like a senior RA and enforcing those grueling none-a-days. With the new CBA, it’s virtually impossible to overwork football players. I think the team gets fined now if they don’t have an open bar on the field. But without any real evidence, Jones just asks a series of ominous questions designed to scare us and provide evidence later on that he is a visionary because he predicted a rookie head coach wouldn’t win the Super Bowl.

The clock is ticking. Many questions remain unanswered, including the scariest of all:

What if it doesn’t work?

I dunno, maybe the Bucs fire Schiano and hire someone else, the same thing six or seven teams do every single year? Sounds about right. And then we all go on with our lives? Schiano isn’t fighting Satan’s Apocalyptic Army of the Damned or the Legion of Doom. No one’s going to die if his methods fail.

I also like how the article basically puts Schiano on the hot seat in his rookie year. It didn’t take long for the hate to kick into high gear this season.

6 Comments to “REAR ENTRIES: Pregamin’”

BaldBuc4055

BaldBuc4055 (August 24, 2012 at 05:03pm:

After watching Parker have trouble with punts, I’d rather have either my father, the captain of the Bucs cheerleaders, Schiano himself, or pretty much anybody else return punts. Btw, another outstanding clicky.

avanderlay

avanderlay (August 24, 2012 at 05:23pm:

FANTASTIC

Aesir_B

Aesir_B (August 24, 2012 at 10:13pm:

God I hate the pre-season. We’re winning games, hitting Tom Brady in the mouth with the pass rush.. stop giving me false hope.

Aaaand here come the penalties.

Wright, Michael Smith seem to be doing well… Martin can’t block for shit and the officials are utterly garbage tho.

cubsandbucsfan

cubsandbucsfan (August 24, 2012 at 10:41pm:

First, I am glad we put up 30 points, preseason or otherwise.

Second, from I am seeing, we still cannot stop the run-which is concerning to say the least.

Third, my fear is Joseph is gone for the year and that sucks tremendously.

Louie

Louie (August 24, 2012 at 11:33pm:

30 points is sweet — especially against the Pats. I don’t they scored that many points total during that horrid 10 game losing streak.

On a more serious note, it was a very expensive game. In all likelihood, Joseph is lost for the year. That REALLY SUCKS!

manbearpig

manbearpig (August 26, 2012 at 09:39am:

Bewbs.

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