Racial Stereotype #158 Confirmed

January 07, 2009 at 12:13pm by Scott   •  1 Comment »

Warren Sapp and Michael Phelps found themselves in a pool together in South Beach earlier this week. You might think it’s because they’re in town for the National Championship game between Florida and Oklahoma tomorrow or maybe because Sapp is from Miami and Phelps needs to give his dick a break from the whores in Vegas and spend a week sampling some of the whores in Florida. And all that’s probably true. But first, they were involved in some serious scientific experimentation. On this day, they set out to prove once and for all that black men cannot swim.

If it doesn’t make you feel too dirty, click the link to see the TMZ video of a race between Sapp and Phelps, with Sapp getting a half-pool head start. I won’t ruin it for you, but let’s just say Sapp and Phelps should book their flights to Stockholm now.

And the pic is of Jessica Alba because I’ve posted enough sausage pics for one day. She’s standing in water, so it’s close enough.