Please Please Please

April 23, 2009 at 10:48am by Scott

According to whichever gossip rag you care to read, Derrick Ward and Khloe Kardashian are now an item. I think she was already an item, though. By which I mean a female.

Not wanting to be outdone by older sister Kim Kardashian and her boyfriend Reggie Bush; rumor is that Khloe seems to have found a running back of her own. And he is newly signed Tampa Bay Buccaneer Derrick Ward. The two were in Mexico celebrating Kourtney’s birthday.

What a stupid way to spell those names. Her parents have this obsession with starting every kid’s name with a “K” and I think it’s making their daughters dumber and their asses bigger. Kim was fine. But Khloe? And Kourtney? There are real K-names, you know. Kelly, Karen, Kristy (or with a final “i”, if you prefer), Kerri, Katherine. Jesus Khrist, these girls should be grateful they didn’t attend public schools or they’d have been dead long ago from dirt poisoning.

It’s not even that Khloe is all that hot. I just need a Buccaneer dating some reasonably attractive piece of ass that enjoys getting her picture taken and is dumb enough to take off her clothes in public once in a while. I think we might have a winner!