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Redskins Don’t Have Too Much In The Pants

May 15, 2009 at 10:01am by Scott   •  1 Comment »

Sapp tries to make a Moon Pie.
I hate continuing to cater to a media whore, but with OTAs done for the week and a former Buccaneer willing to say whatever fool thing comes to his mind, these entries kind of write themselves, and I’m all about phoning it in. And so we have Warren Sapp‘s latest live chat on

Bill, St Louis
BIG DAWG!!!! You are the man. How does Tampa get back to the big dance? Do you think they are heading in the right direction?

Warren Sapp, NFL Network
I like their offense, but you can tell me that an offensive-driven team in Tampa wins a championship. They have a championship caliber offense, now they got to get their defense back on that level.

Mark, Minnesota
Did you really just say that Tampa has a championship caliber offense? Luke McCown? Michael Clayton? Did I miss something?

Warren Sapp, NFL Network
Antonio Bryant, Kellen Winslow Jr., Cadillac Williams, Derrick Ward in the backfield. Who just won the Super Bowl? Name one offensive lineman on the Pittsburgh Steelers. It isn’t the names, it’s the cameraderie. Stop being a fan, might want to learn something. I actually went to the facility. I don’t read the newspapers.

Rhodri Jones, Tredegar, Wales
Hi Warren. What do you think is the biggest quality Monte Kiffen has and how do you think he will be as a college coordinator ?. Thanks bud.

Warren Sapp, NFL Network
Happy trails Monte Kiffin, enjoy Rocky Top.

Sapp really doesn’t like Monte, does he?

Joe, San Marcos
Can I get an invite to one those wild pool parties that I saw on your commercial for Fantasy Football?

Warren Sapp, NFL Network
The next one is yours my friend. Check my twitter QB Killa. I’ll have a date and a place my man.

I started following Sapp on Twitter, but I expect his interest in it to last about a week. He just doesn’t have the attention span to stick with something like th– hey, look, a penny!

cody, winnipeg.canada
best o-linemen you went up against?

Warren Sapp, NFL Network
Randall McDaniel and Larry Allen.

Tad , St. Louis, Missouri
In your opinion, who is the best D-linemen in the league right now?

Warren Sapp, NFL Network
From inside, you take Haynesworth. If I’m looking for an end, I love Mario Williams’ game.

ryan, laurel maryland
whats your take on the redskins?

Warren Sapp, NFL Network
All flash and ain’t too much in the pants.

Wait, didn’t you just say Haynesworth was the best defensive tackle in the league? That’s all flash?

[… and then Scott realized he was calling out Warren Sapp for not making sense, so he quietly moved on.]

Brendan, Toronto
Who was the most annoying player you ever played with?

Warren Sapp, NFL Network
Richie Incognito from the Rams.

There’s a story I want to hear. How do you get under the skin of one of the all-time trash talkers?

I have to put you on the spot. Who is the best coach Tony Dungy or Jon Gruden?

Warren Sapp, NFL Network
I wouldn’t mind lining up for either one of them ever again. Did I just wuss out?

Yes, but it was to a guy who calls himself Cool Breeze, so it’s okay.

Allen, Tampa
Who was your favorite teammate to play with?

Warren Sapp, NFL Network
My favorite teammate was John Lynch. Derrick Brooks was the best player I ever played with.

He couldn’t pick a coach, but he picked a favorite teammate?!? Wow, that’s bold. I’ve always heard Lynch was a great teammate, but I wouldn’t have thought Sapp would pick him. It’s not a racial thing — they just seem so different.

Scotty, Tampa
You look like you are in great shape after dancing with the Stars show. Any chance you can come back to Tampa and play? We need a DT!

Warren Sapp, NFL Network
I’m still waiting on that call back from Gruden. Oh, wait, he isn’t the coach anymore, sorry. QB Killa OUT!

At least Dungy always returned his calls. Wherever Gruden is coaching next year, let’s hope he learned that lesson. Players don’t forget shit like that. And it’s not like there’s still heat between them. Gruden and Sapp have been together on many occasions over the last several years and gotten along great. Sapp says he loves Gruden. But there will always be that mark against Gruden for not delivering on promises.

There’s a whole bunch of stuff in there that I skipped, and with it being Friday and you only pretending to work today, it’s a decent diversion for you guys who work behind proxy filters and can’t get porn.

One Comment to “Redskins Don’t Have Too Much In The Pants”


Louie (May 15, 2009 at 11:06am:

COOL BREEZE is OK if you’re a GIRL.

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