Enjoy Your Weiners
July 02, 2009 at 10:00am by Scott
That’s it for me until Monday. Please take a moment out of your Fourth of July to remember what the holiday is all about and punch a British person square in the face. It can even be a chick if you want. It’s not like you’re going to fuck up their teeth or anything.
I won’t even be near a computer, so the best I can do is use Twitter from my phone if I hear something or I happen to stumble across an all body-painted hot chicks barbecue and can take a focused cameraphone picture with one hand while vigorously rubbing myself with the other. That’s more likely to happen than you think. Enjoy.
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4 Comments to “Enjoy Your Weiners”
Slow Joe (July 02, 2009 at 11:19am) :
“It’s not like you’re going to fuck up their teeth or anything.”
Classic.
Mark S (July 02, 2009 at 11:22am) :
Best headline ever written!
wordy_sanchez (July 02, 2009 at 01:15pm) :
So long as you’re not asking us to enjoy her wiener…
Buc101 (July 02, 2009 at 01:37pm) :
“It’s not like you’re going to fuck up their teeth or anything.”
if anything you’ll fix their teeth
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