Sabby Got Robbed — No, Literally

November 09, 2009 at 12:08pm by Scott

Some asshole or assholes broke into Sabby Piscitelli’s house and stole his big screen TV — during the game!

A lawn crew at the house noticed that the rear doors had been forced open, and they told a neighbor to call police.

Officers found the home ransacked and a flat-screen TV stolen. The burglar was already gone, and no arrests have been made.

I’m guessing “ransacked” means the burglar got away with some other stuff, too, but the TV was the most noticeable. The fact that this happened at the very time Sabby was guaranteed not to be at home is a pretty clear indicator that the burglar knew who they were robbing. Which means they’re also insane. Seriously, would anyone who has seen The Godfather ever rob a man named Sabby Piscitelli? You watch, there’s going to be a story in the paper about some random torso floating ashore in Tampa Bay. It’s going to be completely unidentifiable except for a television remote control in its hand.