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Connor Barth And I Cannot Be Friends

November 20, 2009 at 01:33pm by Scott

He had a fantastic game against the Dolphins, and I’ll root for him as long as he’s a Buccaneer, but Stephen Holder’s “Kickin’ Back with Connor Barth” (I see what you did there) revealed the reason why Barth and I would not be able to have a conversation for longer than 60 seconds before I’d have to punch him in the throat. Holder asked which reality TV shows Barth watches, and while Barth admitted it wasn’t exactly reality, he did profess his affection for the douchiest show about the douchiest people ever.

“I’ll tell you one show I do love: Entourage.”

There is a slideshow that accompanies the interview, and while Connor doesn’t appear to have his collar popped in it, I still wouldn’t want to take the chance. Seriously, the cast of Entourage and everyone who enjoys it should be cast into an abandoned quarry, flooded with gasoline, and ignited with a torch made of Guy Fieri’s torso. Except Connor, at least until he starts pulling his kicks.

4 Comments to “Connor Barth And I Cannot Be Friends”

forthntwint

forthntwint (November 21, 2009 at 12:05pm) :

aint’s 14 bucs 24

Wordy Sanchez

wordy_sanchez (November 21, 2009 at 03:28pm) :

Jesus that would be nice, but I’m not getting my hopes up. If we were the spoiler this week, it would make my whole season.

KingBuc34

KingBuc34 (November 22, 2009 at 03:51pm) :

FUUUUUUCCCCKKKK THE SAINTS!! AND FUCK JOSH FRREEMAN AND THE BUCS,IM FUCKING DONE WITH IT!!!!!

Louie

Louie (November 22, 2009 at 07:01pm) :

What the FUCK has to happen before the Bucs are going to do something about that FUCKING defense!!!!!?????? Are you FUCKING kidding me???

The FUCKERS didn’t force a single turnover. They yet again gave up another FUCKING 2 minute drive before halftime. They got FUCKING gashed on the ground. The only reason they didn’t give up a big TD pass is because Brees didn’t FUCKING even try.

The only reason New Orleans didn’t score more is because they felt sorry for us and stopped trying.

Bates has had FUCKING long enough. By this time in the season, there should be some glimmer of improvement. FIRE his ASS. Hey, Dick Juron is available! He SUCKS as a head coach, but is a decent DC. Morris better do something because Bates is going to cost him is FUCKING job.

Freeman sucked too, but I’ve been expecting him to suck at some point. If he continues to suck, then Morris has no hope of keeping his job. I’m hopeful Freeman will bounce back, learn from his mistakes and play well.

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