Marlana Aref Is Good For Traffic, Boners
December 02, 2009 at 03:30pm by Scott • 8 Comments »
November 2009 set a record for visits to Bucstats. By a lot. I mean thousands more of you guys came around than in any month prior. So thank you.
After a cursory review of the web stats for the month, it turns out that the number one search term to reach this site is “Marlana Aref“. No shit. In fact, if you weed out all the simple stuff like “Bucs” or “stats” or “Where can I see Joe’s mom do stuff with an avocado?”, 18 of the top 20 search terms are cheerleader names. So, to the cheerleaders who are googling themselves and to the pervs who are stalking them, I offer my heartfelt appreciation for the traffic. Now POST COMMENTS, YOU LURKERS.
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8 Comments to “Marlana Aref Is Good For Traffic, Boners”
Louie (December 02, 2009 at 04:29pm) :
Damn! No clicky.
TheBrainStem (December 02, 2009 at 04:38pm) :
wordpress 2.8.6 is now available. just so you know. Marlana is by far my favorite.
Scott (December 02, 2009 at 04:56pm) :
@Louie: Cheerleaders never will be. I don’t think the Bucs would select a cheerleader who has posed nekkid. But I do need to get another clicky going here soon. Hey, Christmas is coming.
@Brain: Do you all see those notices, too? That’s kind of crappy for commenters to be bothered with that kind of shit. WordPress is nice, but they really need to work on distinguishing commenters from administrators or contributors. But they come out with minor updates all the time and I’m just sick of doing them, so I’m waiting a couple weeks on this one.
bw (December 02, 2009 at 07:03pm) :
Thanks Dude. I love your site and I come here every day.
Beer actually came out of my nose when you called Rick Stroud a cockgargler.
Awesome! Thanks and congrats on the bump in traffic.
Meatmaster (December 02, 2009 at 07:41pm) :
Hottest cheerleader by far! You deserve the attention man, those other little bitches who pretend to like the Bucs and write about them can’t hold your jockstrap. Unless their Joe’s mom, or my exwife. She holds everybody’s jockstrap.
DRAFT ERIC BERRY!
Albertrayon (December 04, 2009 at 05:23pm) :
This cheerleader is in my Organic Chemistry class. No shit.
Scott (December 04, 2009 at 06:10pm) :
Tell her about the site and that she’s always welcome.
Albertrayon (December 04, 2009 at 07:55pm) :
Sadly, today was the last day. I only found out today because I was reading your site on my cell phone waiting for class to start and she sat down in the row in front of me. You can guess which feature(s) of hers made her easy to recognize.
If I see her at the final exam I’ll tell her about the site, if I’m not too busy wanting to shoot myself in the face because of how hard the test was. Although once she sees what site I pointed her towards she’ll probably think I’m a total creep.
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