Bucs/Panthers Need That Health Care Bill To Pass
December 03, 2009 at 09:53am by Scott • 3 Comments »
The following Bucs players were limited in practice yesterday due to various ailments: Kellen Winslow (knee), Greg White (hand), Aqib Talib (hamstring), Donald Penn (knee), Maurice Stovall (thigh), Roy Miller (ankle), Michael Bennett (toe). Also, Michael Clayton was held out of practice altogether. I understand he was sent to a local construction site so he could use his hands to break up large chunks of concrete.
Also, the following Panthers did not participate in practice at all yesterday: Jake Delhomme (shot by teammates), Brad Hoover (bag needs emptying), Dwayne Jarrett (sand in vagina), Charles Johnson (inflamed anonymity), Captain Munnerlyn (named after fake super hero), Jonathan Stewart (Daily Show-itis), Tank Tyler (jammed treads), DeAngelo Williams (shoulders crushed from carrying team). Additionally, Na’il Diggs (unfortunate apostrophe) and Muhsin Muhammad (terrorist) were limited in practice.
That’s a lot of damn starters that are licking their wounds and taking some time off. If any more guys go down, they’d all be better off just putting a big Foosball table at the 50 yard line and playing to 21.
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3 Comments to “Bucs/Panthers Need That Health Care Bill To Pass”
wordy_sanchez (December 03, 2009 at 10:02am) :
I have to say I love how you refuse to call the man “Stylze”. I kind of thought about making a stand like that, but then I found a penny, and my attention span… what was I saying again?
Oh, anyway, it seems pretty certain that Morris will get one more bite at this apple, but should that not work out, I wonder if they’ll try to land a big fish or if there’s even an outside chance they look at Bisaccia as a candidate? I don’t know why but every time I listen to him talk he sure as hell seems like a calm, capable leader. And of course he seems to ‘really relate to his players’ cause you know how important that’s been to the success of Parcells, Belichick, Coughlin, Cowher, et al.
But anyway, I wonder if anyone would actually look at him or dismiss him because he’s ‘only a special teams coordinator’?
Louie (December 03, 2009 at 05:41pm) :
God help them if they have to rely on government healthcare!
bw (December 03, 2009 at 10:33pm) :
Inflamed anonymity!
I, sir, love it.
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