Michael Vick to call his own plays.
Possible writing angles:
1) Vick will only call quarterback draws and run-options to the halfback.
2) Compare Peyton Manning's and Michael Vick's brains.
3) Compare Terry Bradshaw's and Michael Vick's brains.
4) Vick is too high to remember the play when he calls it in the huddle.
5) Fieldturf is not a good surface in which to draw plays. (not enough making fun of Vick's brain.)
6) Vick on cell phone to ex-coach Jim Mora in the huddle (has added benefit of making fun of Mora at the same time.)
7) Vick 's terminology is all drug references.
8) Soliloquy of a scared and nervous Vick in the huddle in week 1 calling his first play. Also has munchies.
Feel free to use any of these. I can't possibly find the time to explore this story with the depth it deserves. Put your links in the comments (won't actually hyperlink... thanks spambots) if you use one.
