Rabih Abdullah is in heap big trouble today after being charged with felony corruption by threat against a public servant, trespassing and resisting arrest without violence. It seems the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino has a lifetime ban on Abdullah, who decided to show up anyway. When a tribal police officer tried to escort him out, Abdullah threatened him.

At the jail, Abdullah told the officer, "If I was not uniform, he would 'show me who's boss' and that he wanted me to go to his address so he could see who's the 'real man,' " the officer writes in the arrest affidavit.

Jeez, you'd think the Indians would be a little easier going. We happily shared our small pox with them and then politely moved them onto the shittiest land in the country, forcing them to whore out their culture to lame white tourists and wrestle alligators for money. Now, almost 100 years later, they own casinos where the decendants of those original lame white tourists come in and voluntarily get ass-blasted out of their mortgage payments at the blackjack table. Yet they still seem pretty uptight for some reason.

Oh, and John Harvey rapes middle-school girls.

A grand jury yesterday indicted Harvey on six counts of first-degree rape and one count each of first-degree criminal sexual act and second-degree sexual abuse. He also was charged with a misdemeanor count of endangering the welfare of a child.

Unless you followed the Bucs closely in the early 90s, you wouldn't know Harvey's name. He played one season for the Bucs at running back in 1990, started one game and caught one touchdown pass. Fast-forward 17 years and now he's having sex with 12-year olds. I'm sure some stuff happened to him in between those times, but unless it involves him in searing and agonizing pain, I'm not interested. Regardless of what religion you practice or what god you believe in, please join me now in offering up a small prayer that John Harvey's testicles get slowly gnawed off by a rabid badger with AIDS.