Tampa Mayor Pam Iorio used all of her political power and influence to proclaim Monday December 17, 2007 as a day to celebrate the Buccaneers' first touchdown kickoff return. This makes four Buccaneers that I can think of that have their own days (Spurlock, Matt Bryant, John Lynch, Tony Dungy.) Mothers, by the way, still have just the one.

I want to be mayor so I can proclaim special days for the people I admire, too. Like "Guy-In-The-Beige-Corrola-Who-Let-Me Get-In-Front-Of-Him-In-Rush-Hour Day" or "Strippers-Who-Don't-Try-To-Trick-You-Into-Buying-Them-Drinks Day" or "Whoever-Shoots-Bill-O'Reilly-In-The-Spine Day". Any of those would be cool. I'll stop now because this is starting to sound like a Budweiser commercial (cue David Bickler.)