And I'm not counting with my hands.
Carmella Garcia was ranked the Sexiest Athlete Wife of 2007 by Co-Ed Magazine, which did away with any "words" or "commentary" and just ripped off a bunch of skin shots from other magazines and consolidated them onto one page. Or, as I call it, the Lord's work.
The list is pretty good, but have you seen Eva Longoria lately? She's gotten kind of spooky recently. And Jeff Gordon's beard has no place on the list. She should be immediately removed and replaced with Jake Plummer's wife. That is, if they can get a shot of her where her halo doesn't cause too much lens flare. It's a problem.
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Dude! Did you see those photo galleries?! I had no idea that hot women go for athletes. I was always told Arby's workers get the hot women. I think I've been lied to. My career is a lie!!
Posted by Matt Price | December 10, 2007 8:10 PM
"Hey, I forgot this part yesterday. Umm... hot chicks are cool? Man, I'm so bad at working under pressure."
How about: "Is that metallic lipstick or could those lips really suck the chrome off a trailer hitch?"
Just a thought...
Posted by Buc Broad | December 11, 2007 3:36 PM
Matt, you've been lied to. To get the truly hot women, you need to land a gig at your local Goodwill.
And Carmella doesn't do trailer hitches. Too trashy. Maybe "suck the chrome off a BMW rim".
Posted by Scott
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December 12, 2007 9:13 PM