I don't normally post stuff from The Onion here because the thought of you going somewhere else to be entertained scares the shit out of me. But their insights into global warming as it relates to steaming black guy heads was too awesome not to share.

"When I came into the league with Tampa Bay, steaming black-guy heads were everywhere in October," said longtime NFL veteran and current Carolina Panthers quarterback Vinny Testaverde. "The Bucs were in the NFC Central back then, and we played in Chicago and Green Bay a lot, and to me, they always meant Halloween was coming. But these days, the rookies think of them as the first sign of Christmas. You can't tell me that's not global warming."

I found this amazing because I was always taught that a steaming black guy head meant another six weeks of winter.

(I can't wait to see what kind of traffic I get after Google discovers "steaming black guy head" on my site.)