Here's a light article from Forbes about the billionaires in football, Malcom Glazer being the second richest owner in the league. Number one is Paul Allen who got all his money from Microsoft. He's worth $16.8 billion, but still dresses like Cliff Claven for some reason. But I guess none of those Microsoft guys were ever much into fashion. Also, the slide about Malcolm Glazer says he bought the Buccaneers for $192 billion, which is obviously a typo unless they were paying for Alvin Harper's ego by the pound.

Hey, did you know Tom Blanchard was coaching high school football? A punter! It's a true story; they're almost like real people these days, you know. He's actually been doing it for 18 years and now he's hanging up his whistle to continue on as the Grants Pass athletic director. When did high schools start getting athletic directors? Back when I was in high school, all the coaches had to also teach classes and it didn't seem like any of them were getting much "direction". One of the football coaches was also my Driver's Ed teacher. Instead of giving you detention, he'd make you run laps. One time I asked if I could just drive my laps instead. Everyone in the class laughed except him. I'm pretty sure you can find him on a registered sex offender list somewhere now.