A list of things the Buccaneers will not have to hear about during the 2008 season: Albert Hall, meat and two veg, Big Ben, Dave Clark Five, Spam and eggs. Tampa Bay will not be playing in England next season, leaving that honour (check out the "u", baby!) to the New Orleans Saints and the San Diego Chargers. This is great news for the Buccaneers who will not have to field endless questions about why they are allowed to use their hands in football.

God save the Chargers; the shortest flight from San Diego to London is 13.5 hours, and that's without the time change. There's a danger that the jet lag may be too much for Philip Rivers to overcome and that if he doesn't get a chance to sleep it off, he could become this huge douche who insults fans and taunts opposing quarterbacks like a child. We wouldn't want that to happen. The British may get the impression that the NFL is full of assholes.