Chas Gessner was arrested Saturday night (S-A T-U-R D-A-Y!) for DUI with a blood alcohol content between .222 and .227. You may be wondering why I am bringing this up since Chas is no longer on the team. The official roster even says so. But apparently no one told him he was cut because he stated for the record that he was employed by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers as a player. Gessner spent about seven and a half hours in jail, during which time he complained about the slow service and threatened to have the warden's job if he didn't get some goddamn 300 thread count sheets for his cot.
God, I hope it was like Louis Winthorpe in Trading Places. "Those men wanted to have SEX with me!"
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Rather than figuring out where he went wrong and missed out on the practice squad (and working his butt off to get himself straightened out and back into a possibly lucrative career) Instead Mr. ex-almost Buccaneer is out driving around plastered. What a f*cking dumb@ss...
If I had the physical attributes to have had a shot at the NFL (damn I wish I wasn't short) I would have spent night and day to make my dream come true.
I salute you, you f*cktard, for making all of the people who didn't have a shot want to kick your sorry @ss...
Do I sound a bit peeved?
Posted by LostInSeattle | January 29, 2008 12:36 AM