Talib Booked And Bailed
March 30, 2011 at 02:04pm by Scott • 4 Comments »
It happened earlier than expected, but Aqib Talib surrendered himself to police in Texas today, spent a couple hours getting fingerprinted and posing for mugshots, and then was released on $25,000 bond. He’s probably not in a good mood after all that, so my recommendation is for everyone to just clear out the city of Garland and stay with relatives somewhere else for a few days. And if you happen to run into Talib, for the love of God don’t look him in the eye. Slowly back away with your head down, pissing yourself in the process as a sign of submission. If he charges you anyway, play dead.