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September 12, 2012 at 03:22pm by Scott   •  8 Comments »


BARBER GETS HONORED: In his 200th consecutive start and for the tenth time in his career, Ronde Barber has been named the NFC Defensive Player of the Week. Barber had two tackles for loss, a sack, two passes defensed and an interception off a tipped ball. On the pick, Barber jumped out of his wheelchair, snagged the ball, took a big huff from his oxygen tank and shuffled down the field for an additional 24 yards.

IT’S NOT A CONCUSSION: (say that headline in Arnold Schwarzenegger‘s voice like he did in Kindergarten Cop) According to Mark Dominik, LeGarrette Blount absolutely positively does not have a concussion.

I can categorically confirm it has nothing to do with concussions whatsoever. So, there’s nothing there. In order to make sure the information is correct and that we’re getting out the right information, there’s nothing concussion-related with LeGarrette Blount.

So we know what it isn’t. What it is is a different story.

“However, we’re going to do our due diligence on our players to make sure player safety is No. 1, the most important thing. He obviously had the hit, he went down, our trainers, doctors went out, evaluated him and cleared him to play. He did not play just because of circumstances, not because of injury.”

Blount is getting an MRI on his back and neck, but Dominik is making it sound precautionary. And let him take all the times he needs. I’m a Blount fan, but if Doug Martin keeps performing like he did last week and D.J. Ware can play spot duty, Blount will quickly become an afterthought, like condoms are with me.

SAPP FLAPS HIS MOUTH AGAIN: I’m sure you’ve heard that Warren Sapp called Gerald McCoy up after the game, not to congratulate him on what was probably the best game of his career, but to criticize the ones that got away.

“Sapp called me last night and said, ‘Look, if you’ve ever got a quarterback in your grasp like that and you let him out, me and you are going to fight,’ ” McCoy said.

We remember how McCoy tore his triceps over the last couple years, right? Arm tackling. He had Cam Newton in an awkward grasp and if McCoy felt even a twinge in his arm while Newton was squirming around, I’m glad he let him go. The absolute last thing the Bucs need is to put McCoy on the IR list yet again.

And look, I’m not going to fight Sapp, first because he’d beat my ass and second because I’m a huge HUGE pussy. But I’m pretty sure McCoy would pound Sapp in a straight-up fistfight. Sapp’s getting old and the amount of weed he’s smoked in his lifetime would need to be weighed on a truck scale. That shit slows you down.

8 Comments to “REAR ENTRIES: The Old Man And The NFC”


cubsandbucsfan (September 12, 2012 at 03:37pm:

I sounds like Blount went and got his feelings hurt. This whole situation sounds bizarre to me. Not buying this nonsense about an injury that nobody can find or pinpoint. #smelltest


manbearpig (September 12, 2012 at 09:14pm:

I don’t care. Keep winning. It pleases me.


manbearpig (September 12, 2012 at 09:16pm:

^directed at Blount mystery.


BaldBuc4055 (September 12, 2012 at 09:25pm:

I don’t think I’ve ever heard Mark Dominik say as nothing in as many words as possible as he did in the second paragraph. I think Blount’s definitely butthurt about something and the Bucs might be using this as an opportunity to shop him around. Not a fact, just my opinion.


avanderlay (September 12, 2012 at 09:42pm:

did you guys actually see him get up after the play in question?

I don’t know how can you say he is butthurt… I’ve never seen anything quite like it before, but at the time, thought it was a strange way to try and shake out a cramp… If that’s all it is, Dominik is playing some crazy injury report mind games!


jampersands (September 12, 2012 at 11:21pm:

avanderlay: Wow, thanks for showing that, I hadn’t actually seen the injury yet. As a medical student with absolutely no training in anything remotely related to this injury, I can say with 100% certainty that that injury looks freaking weird.
And probably neurological.
Who knows.

Mark S

Mark S (September 13, 2012 at 10:56am:

What I really like about Ronde getting the recognition now, is that it comes while playing in a different defensive scheme. Schiano’s scheme is polar opposite of Kiffin’s. Ronde has been passive-aggressively criticized in the past for being a system player. Now he has succeeded in two systems. Way to go Ronde. HOF here we come.


FireThemCannons (September 13, 2012 at 10:59am:

I’m reading this while in class and can’t stop laughing at the “And look, I’m not going to fight Sapp, first because he’d beat my ass and second because I’m a huge HUGE pussy.” line, classic…Bucs looked good against a very versatile QB, now lets put some pressure on The other Manning this week!!!!

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