Ahmad Black Enjoys Weed
November 07, 2012 at 01:51am by Scott • 11 Comments »
Why can’t we have nice things?
Bucs safety Ahmad Black was cited by Tampa police last week for possession of a small amount of marijuana, according to a police report.
I would make a Gator joke here, but in light of the jackass from the Tennessee Pike house drinking booze with his asshole last month, let’s just call it a draw.
Black, 23, was not arrested but given a notice to appear for the alleged offense, which occurred Oct. 30. An arraignment is scheduled Dec. 3. Black could face penalties ranging from a fine to a suspension under the NFL’s personal conduct policy.
He will likely get disciplined by the league, although it’s unclear how long. Tanard Jackson was suspended for four games for his first offense, but that seems unlikely here. Jackson’s situation seemed severe from the beginning. But it really would be nice to have a member of the Buccaneer secondary that isn’t ON SOMETHING. Besides Ronde Barber, of course, who is perfect in every way and whose body actually neutralizes illegal drugs into sugar when it gets within five feet of him.
You’d think NFL players wouldn’t take banned shit at all since they can be tested at any time and risk all kinds of money by getting caught. But even if they simply can’t do without it, for the love of God, have someone else hold it for you. Just pay a guy to hold onto it and take responsibility for it if you get searched. This doesn’t seem that hard.