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Ahmad Black Enjoys Weed

November 07, 2012 at 01:51am by Scott   •  11 Comments »

Black instinctively tries to take a toke even though he doesn't have a joint and has a face shield in the way.
Why can’t we have nice things?

Bucs safety Ahmad Black was cited by Tampa police last week for possession of a small amount of marijuana, according to a police report.

I would make a Gator joke here, but in light of the jackass from the Tennessee Pike house drinking booze with his asshole last month, let’s just call it a draw.

Black, 23, was not arrested but given a notice to appear for the alleged offense, which occurred Oct. 30. An arraignment is scheduled Dec. 3. Black could face penalties ranging from a fine to a suspension under the NFL’s personal conduct policy.

He will likely get disciplined by the league, although it’s unclear how long. Tanard Jackson was suspended for four games for his first offense, but that seems unlikely here. Jackson’s situation seemed severe from the beginning. But it really would be nice to have a member of the Buccaneer secondary that isn’t ON SOMETHING. Besides Ronde Barber, of course, who is perfect in every way and whose body actually neutralizes illegal drugs into sugar when it gets within five feet of him.

You’d think NFL players wouldn’t take banned shit at all since they can be tested at any time and risk all kinds of money by getting caught. But even if they simply can’t do without it, for the love of God, have someone else hold it for you. Just pay a guy to hold onto it and take responsibility for it if you get searched. This doesn’t seem that hard.

11 Comments to “Ahmad Black Enjoys Weed”


manbearpig (November 07, 2012 at 08:56am:

He talked to Sampson.
I wonder how its doing to work for the Denver broncos now that wacky tabacky is legal.


campyone (November 07, 2012 at 01:01pm:

He and 90% of the other players in the NFL have demanded a trade to the Broncos or the Seahawks.


HouseofG (November 07, 2012 at 02:20pm:

I know that was more tongue-in-cheek than anything, but the developments in Colorado and Washington are irrelevant. As we’ve seen with events like Goodell being judge, jury, and appellate court on the bounty scandal, the NFL operates according to its own rules, U.S. laws or common sense be damned. Their banned substance list is their banned substance list.

And no, let’s not call it even on the UT anal shooter! That dude (and frat) provided comedians at least 2 weeks of solid material!


TheDukeMan70 (November 07, 2012 at 02:44pm:

I’ll gladly hold it for him…so long as i can partake haha

and even though its legal in WA & CO now, the NFL has said that they dont care and its still a banned substance (and still illegal on a federal level, weird huh?)


forthntwint (November 07, 2012 at 04:31pm:



BaldBuc4055 (November 07, 2012 at 07:53pm:

Just legalize it everywhere, tax the shit out of it, and be done with it. Sorry about throwing any political talk on here, just my two cents.


jampersands (November 07, 2012 at 08:37pm:

I just need to say this because I feel like it hasn’t received sufficient attention:

The Bucs have the league’s most dominant RUN defense, and a dynamite offense that lives off the big play both in the air and on the ground.

What alternate universe IS THIS?! I feel like I’m taking crazy pills here!

Slow Joe

Slow Joe (November 08, 2012 at 03:48pm:

The pass defense HAS to improve. We get big leads (New Orleans, New York Giants, Oakland) and then just give them up. I know it’s a whole new defensive scheme, but when we’re in our four-minute defense, why can’t we go back to playing Tampa-2?


forthntwint (November 08, 2012 at 07:33pm:

this has nothing to do with this post but espn has a survey on what Doug Martins nickname should be and Fat Yastinkass has got me banned for posting so… how bout “Martin the Martian”???


jampersands (November 08, 2012 at 10:20pm:

I personally love the current leader in that poll, “The Douggernaut.” I actually think “Muscle Hamster” is awesome and hilarious, but if he doesn’t like it I guess I’m okay with it.

He’s the Douggernaut, bitch.

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