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Hope USF Can Score A Lot Of Points

January 11, 2013 at 02:59pm by Scott   •  8 Comments »

Couldn't find a pic of Cooper in Bucs clothes because there is no evidence that he was actually ever in Tampa.
For the second time in as many weeks, an assistant coach that I mentioned on this site as needing to be replaced moved to a college job. FEAR MY POWER! This time, Ron Cooper, who oversaw the worst passing defense in Buccaneer history (I want you to sit and think for a minute about how many awful Buc teams there have been since 1976 and realize that Cooper’s was worse than all of them) took the DB coach job at USF because apparently USF cornerbacks were getting a little too full of themselves. Skip Holtz surely remembers Patrick Peterson was awesome and Morris Claiborne was excellent and that Tyrann Mathieu at one time wasn’t a punchline and he thinks Cooper can make his guys that good too. And maybe whatever Cooper does works in college, although I’m guessing he might have benefitted from the extraordinary stroke of luck in getting three supremely gifted athletes into LSU that could overcome their coaching. But holy shit, I don’t care. I’m just glad he’s gone. Although I am slightly uncomfortable that he went to USF. I’m concerned that the ora of his shittiness will linger around Raymond James after the Saturday games and into Sunday, settling on the Buccaneer sidelines like a cursed fog and continue to get our guys burned down the sidelines.

In fact, the Bucs secondary should probably just hire a priest or witch doctor as the DB coach for next year. It might get rid of the bad mojo every week and the cornerbacks would learn just as much as they did this year.

8 Comments to “Hope USF Can Score A Lot Of Points”


manbearpig (January 11, 2013 at 04:54pm:

Scott I need some lottery numbers.


manbearpig (January 11, 2013 at 04:55pm:

Oh and monte is officially a cowboy. I’m gonna go find a corner to sulk in.


Louie (January 12, 2013 at 09:48pm:

Man, that close-up shot of Cooper is creepy — and no clicky to hide it!


Louie (January 13, 2013 at 12:08am:

It really pisses me off to watch another young QB play well and win a playoff game while the Bucs sit out another postseason.

…at least Manning lost, and hopefully the Falcons will lose tomorrow.


BaldBuc4055 (January 13, 2013 at 08:25am:

Most people should not have a closeup photo taken of them, and Cooper falls into that category. That picture freaks me out. Scott, please make another post soon that has an amazing clicky so I don’t have to look at Cooper when I first log onto the site. Pretty please? With a cherry on top?


jarldg (January 13, 2013 at 12:03pm:

It’s amazing for his career that those three players fell into his lap at the exact same time.

As an aside, I believe you meant ‘aura’ instead of ‘ora’.

Slow Joe

Slow Joe (January 13, 2013 at 03:00pm:

Skip Holtz must have some serious pull if he can hire secondary coaches even after he’s been fired.


Louie (January 13, 2013 at 04:15pm:

Pete Carroll is such a stupid fuck!!!

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