Josh Freeman

Freeman Are You Okay? Are You Okay? Are You Okay Freeman?

February 06, 2013 at 09:35am by Scott   •  7 Comments »

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Guess who has a lot of free time on his hands.

In the upcoming ESPN The Magazine music issue, the 25-year-old Josh Freeman is transformed into Michael Jackson, posing for duplicates of the Thriller and Off the Wall album covers.

So we’re all okay with the kid touching, then? Enough time has passed that we can dress up like a dude who got children drunk on jesus juice and then slept with them? I’m just checking here because I’ve been wanting to dress as Roman Polanski for Halloween for years.

“I’ve always been a huge fan of Michael Jackson,” Freeman said. “He’s an icon. The way that he took so many different styles of music and dance. He almost created his own genre.”

Just so we’re clear, I’m willing to listen to Jackson’s albums and watch Polanski’s movies, but dressing up as the guy who
gave kids cocaine and had this painting of himself commissioned as a fuck you to devastated parents everywhere is over the line. But hey, don’t let me ruin your fun.

“It all started with the hair,” Freeman said in the video. “You know, you’ve got to get the hair right. I’m getting there.”

You’re right, Josh, it all starts with the hair. Then why are you still playing your games in a mohawk?!?

Freeman also dons an Afro wig and poses in a black tuxedo to duplicate the Off the Wall album, which was released in 1979.

He shouldn’t have had to wear the wig. He should have had fro to spare.

“My favorite Michael Jackson song is Black or White,” Freeman said of the Jackson hit off of the Dangerous album in 1991. “Because I am black and white. My father is black, African American, and my mom is Caucasian. So it’s a nice split right down the middle.”

“Black or White” is the last decent song Jackson did, and most of that is because Slash did the riff. And please don’t say “split right down the middle” in a sentence referencing Michael Jackson.

You can see a slideshow of the shoot here and see the promo video below. They really got Freeman to look a lot like Jackson, so hats off to the studio. Next year, I want to see Ronde Barber‘s homage to Grace Jones‘s “Slave to the Rhythm” album.

7 Comments to “Freeman Are You Okay? Are You Okay? Are You Okay Freeman?”

manbearpig

manbearpig (February 06, 2013 at 12:16pm:

Freeman haters have all the ammo they need now.

jampersands

jampersands (February 06, 2013 at 02:56pm:

And if you stare at it long enough, he even starts to look like Lucy Pinder! Man, this post is incredibly sexually confusing.

Which I suppose is fitting.

HAGEN205

HAGEN205 (February 06, 2013 at 05:40pm:

i know its real but am i the only 1 that will assure myself that this is fake lol

Meatmaster

Meatmaster (February 06, 2013 at 11:29pm:

I’m 32 yrs old and too poor. His was the 1st jersey I ever had.
What.
The.
Fuck.
Dude.

jampersands

jampersands (February 07, 2013 at 04:49pm:

Am I the only person that has zero problem with this whatsoever? I think it’s awesome and hilarious. We didn’t call him Tito because of his passing resemblance to a former Yugoslavian revolutionary…

manbearpig

manbearpig (February 07, 2013 at 05:48pm:

I was fine with the picture itself but the video with him being able to really see the amount of lipstick and make up he has on just makes me say “dafuq man?”

jampersands

jampersands (February 07, 2013 at 06:13pm:

I say if you’re gonna do it, you gotta go all the way. Besides, any dude in a professional photo shoot of any kind is gonna be wearing makeup. Gruden wears makeup on Monday Night Football.

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