Jenny Jenny Has Got Your Numbers
October 22, 2010 at 11:42am by Scott • 13 Comments »
I don’t know who Jenny Dell is, but this is one of the worst “preview” segments I’ve ever seen. If Steven Jackson runs for 4.5 YPC, the Rams have a 65% chance of winning? I have a diploma from an actual accredited university stating officially how much I like mathematics, and this shit she’s spouting is too much even for me. Who came up with this?
“Freeman has a 41% chance of no interceptions, Bradford, 36% chance. If Bradford has no interceptions, St. Louis is a 57% favorite. But if Tampa Bay forces at least two Bradford interceptions, then the Bucs are the 76% favorite.”
It’s awful. Is it because IBM is the sponsor that ESPN feels they have to make some smart-sounding segment to pair them with? Because I’m sure IBM would have no problem attaching their name to something less quasi-brainy and more, you know, good. And you’d think they’d object to the host of the segment being named “Dell”.
She’s not even that nice to look at. Stacey Dales is ten times hotter and actually enjoy sports as opposed to Dell who would show the same enthusiasm reading traffic reports in Hoboken. A recent anonymous survey of one person showed that men would rather fuck Stacey Dales after she has been dead for an hour than Dell as shown in this segment. I don’t even know why I posted this entry. Probably just to get that Tommy Tutone song stuck in your head for the weekend. You’re welcome.